Roasted 8 months ago based on plinky's long term Spotify stats.

Plinky, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis for a 16-year-old who thinks they’re the next lyrical genius. With a favorite genre list resembling a 2023 rap bingo card, I'm half-expecting your bio to end with "but also, I collect vintage Pokémon cards." Rage rap and emo rap? Sounds like a personal struggle you haven’t resolved yet – do we need to hold an intervention or just hand you a box of tissues and a therapist’s number? Let’s address your top artists, shall we? OG Buda and FENDIGLOCK? It’s like you pulled a random word generator and slapped it onto SoundCloud to create your playlist. If 'Yeat' isn’t a typo for 'yikes,' then I don't know what is. You’ve got a rotation that screams, “I’ve got too much time on my hands and a questionable taste in music!" On the bright side, congratulations on being the only person keeping Scally Milano’s career alive while also ensuring Lil Peep's ghost is not resting in peace. And then there are your most played songs. "Холод" by "shadowraze"? What, did you just lose a bet with your Russian-speaking friend? And “^__^ ;D :3”? If that’s the actual title, I can’t decide if this is a banger or a cry for help from someone stuck in a cringe fest. With picks like these, your Spotify Wrapped must look like the soundtrack of a bizarre fever dream. So my dear Plinky, take a deep breath, put on some real music, and maybe embrace the wild world of other genres – or at least consider passing this off as an elaborate social experiment.

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