Roasted 1 year ago based on Ethan☄️'s long term Spotify stats.

Ethan, huh? Looks like your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of that kid who shows up to a party in socks and sandals, thinking they’re on the cutting edge of fashion. Your genre choices read like someone threw a dart at a board of 2019 trends and mixed them with the nightly sounds of a poorly tuned radio. Bedroom Pop? More like Bedroom Snooze. Honestly, with a top artist lineup that basically screams "I like my artists to have legal troubles," I half-expect your playlist to be sponsored by an energy drink and a college dropout camp. And can we talk about those top songs? Yeat features more in your playlist than your parents do in your life, and judging by your choices, I’m starting to think your life’s soundtrack is just you standing in front of a mirror repeating "I am valid!" in the hopes it becomes true. Lady Gaga could release a song called “Rock Your World,” and you’d still be vibing to “FOREVER AGAIN” for the 37th consecutive day. The only dreams you're living are those involving snacks at 2 AM while pondering why nobody's invited you to collaborate on a song named “Cigarettes After Existential Crisis.” Your top artists are literally the ‘who's who’ of the “I pretended to be sad and deep for five minutes” club. You’ve got The Weeknd for those moody nights and then, bam, Yeat comes charging in like a toddler on a sugar high. This playlist is practically begging for an intervention—one where we play something that has actual, long-lasting emotional depth. But hey, you do you, Ethan. Just remember, Spotify isn’t a time machine, so please, for the love of all things rhythmic, let’s upgrade those jams before you become a vintage dad in a few years, bragging about how you used to vibe to “Melodic Rap” back in the day.

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