Roasted 1 year ago based on Jenna Donaldson's long term Spotify stats.
Jenna Donaldson, with a Spotify profile that screams, "I've felt too much in my life, and all of it is on repeat!" It's impressive how you've managed to curate a musical diary that resembles the soundtrack to a high schooler's existential crisis. Your favorite genres read like a list of everything that would get you dumped by a normal person: "Emo Rap," "Horrorcore," and "Trap Metal"? Honey, even your music taste is throwing a pity party, and nobody wants to RSVP! Looking at your top artists is like peering into the abandoned warehouse of an emotional wreck. Who needs therapy when you can just listen to $uicideboy$ and call it a day, right? I get it, you want to feel understood, but this is not a "bring your own angst" event! And Miley Cyrus? That’s the equivalent of having a single flower growing in a garden of weeds. You really just needed a touch of cheerful, didn't you? But then again, who can argue with the profound wisdom of Mac Miller followed by ZillaKami? It’s like your playlist is a rollercoaster designed by an emotionally unstable teenager! And those most played songs? Wow, all I can say is they sound like a mixtape for someone who's perpetually stuck in a rain cloud. With tracks like “To Whom It May Concern” and “Halloween,” you definitely have a way of capturing the vibe of every gloomy day for the rest of us. But hey, at least you’ve got “Everlong” in there—classic! It's like you're reminding yourself that, at least sometimes, life has its “long” moments of joy hidden beneath all that angst. Keep that playlist coming, Jenna; it's the perfect soundtrack for anyone feeling just a bit too much!
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