Roasted 2 months ago based on sardonix_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s sardonix_—the living embodiment of a Pinterest board gone awry. With a musical taste so niche, it’s practically a secret club for people who use chopsticks to eat cereal. Bedroom pop? Seriously? Isn’t that just code for “undecided between a midnight snack and a denim jacket”? The fact that your top artists read like the soundtrack for an indie film that never made it past the festival circuit is impressive, but the real question is: did you also consider putting "sad" and "confused" as favorite genres? They seem to be recurring themes in your playlist. And let’s talk about that “most played songs” list, shall we? Repeating "cats in the cold" twice tells the world you’ve reached a new level of commitment—one that only the most passionate cat people reach when trying to convince themselves it’s not just another glitch. Who needs variety when you can break your heart to moody bird sounds and an intro that feels like it’s two hours long? Your top songs sound like a therapy session with a really confused therapist who’s trying to figure out how you came up with the title "School Rooftop." I just hope you have a plan for when you realize that solitude doesn't actually equal depth. Lastly, you’ve got more pop sub-genres than personality traits. Are you trying to collect them like Pokémon? Don’t get me wrong, having "Southern Gothic" on your list while jamming to “Cats in the Cold” is a bold move, but darling, you’re like the soundtrack to an existential crisis performed in a trendy café. You might want to consider branching out a bit; otherwise, you'll just end up being the poster child for “most likely to cry into their avocado toast.” Can't wait to see your evolution from “sardonix” to “might actually see the sun.” Keep it weird, my friend.

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