Roasted 1 year ago based on MBir's long term Spotify stats.

MBir, your musical tastes read like a desperate Tinder bio for a pirate who also moonlights as an overly dramatic goth. Dark Cabaret? Seriously? That’s the kind of music that screams 'I write sad poetry in a dimly lit room while wearing a trench coat.' And don't even get me started on “Pirate Metal”—a genre so niche that not even real pirates would acknowledge it, as they’d rather stick to stealing Bluetooth speakers than admitting they enjoy your Spotify playlist. Your top artists look like the band names generated from a toddler’s first attempt at Scrabble. "Jhariah" sounds like the name of a trendy café where pretentious hipsters sip herbal tea while discussing their unresolved issues. And "YonKaGor"? It’s like the sound a fan makes when it’s on the fritz—not quite catchy, yet somehow deeply unsettling. The only thing more confusing than your eclectic playlist is trying to figure out what mood you’re actually in. Are you having a meltdown or a themed party? Because I've seen less chaos at a toddler's birthday bash! As for your most played songs, I must say, nothing screams “I have deep emotional issues” like jamming out to a track titled “Trash Talkin’” followed by a tune called “Loner.” It’s almost like you’re begging for someone to reach out—but you won’t respond because, you know, the dark cabaret life calls! If your Spotify were an actual person, it’d be that friend who can’t stop crying at every sad song while also insisting they're totally fine. So let's raise a toast to you, MBir, the walking contradiction of the music world—where every song is a mood, and apparently, every mood is 'please help me.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!