Roasted 2 years ago based on leawantsless's long term Spotify stats.

Whoa there, leawantsless! Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster who just discovered that “indie” is more than just a trendy cafe drink! With a record collection that’s more eclectic than a yard sale after a garage band breakup, you’ve managed to curate a playlist that could only exist in a parallel universe where “rock” is a mood and they have to use ten different names to cover up the fact that you just can’t commit to a single genre. Are you trying to find yourself through music, or just proving that you have a severe case of playlist ADHD? Let’s talk about your top artists. Frank Ocean and Taylor Swift? That’s not even a “two sides of the same coin”—it's more like trying to shove a baby grand piano into a clown car. And blink-182 — when did you decide your emotional spectrum needed a dose of pubescent nostalgia? Your artist selection is like a Tinder profile of a person who wants to be perceived as deep, while secretly loving catchy hooks and yelling “I miss my ex!” at the top of their lungs. What’s next, the band “Mood Disorder” for when you’re feeling ‘chill,’ or “Existential Dread” for your evening vibes? Oh, and those most played songs? You must be operating on the principle that all the good music in the world is meant for public transport and existential crises! “Se Cansó” and “Oh Klahoma”? Did someone just throw your Spotify wrapped through a blender, or are you compiling an emotional essay titled “Songs for When I Want Everyone to Know Just How Bizarre My Taste Really Is”? Congratulations, leawantsless—your playlist is the perfect soundtrack for staring at the ceiling and contemplating life choices. Just remember, the only thing you’ve truly committed to is confusion!

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