Roasted 1 year ago based on sophmf's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s sophmf – the person who single-handedly turned their Spotify into a sonic therapy session for the perpetually moody. How many layers of dreamy melancholy do you need? Every time I see your likes, I imagine you sitting in the dark, sipping herbal tea, while pondering life’s great questions like, “What if I don't actually exist, and I'm just a figment of my shoegaze playlist?” Your taste in music is less a vibe and more a black hole of waning enthusiasm; I half expect you to drop a 'Lofi beats to cry and stare out the window to' playlist next. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card! Seriously, if I have to hear about your "my bloody valentine" obsession one more time, I might actually ascend to a higher dimension of cringe. Wearing a T-shirt of a band that no one knows is a great way to ensure that people really know you’re too cool for school... or at least too disenchanted to make any friends. Keep it up, and you'll soon have a personal cloud of awkward silence following you around. Just a tip: you don’t need that many genres to convey the message that you’re sad, a good emo song is still on the table! And don’t even get me started on your most-played songs! I can practically smell the indie tears through my phone screen. "I Wanna Be Your Dog"? More like "I Wanna Be Your Therapist" because you clearly need one. It's shocking that you still haven’t turned into an actual witch considering the amount of “Witch House” in your rotation. The closest you've come to a party is playing a Doss remix at half volume while contemplating why "EDM" made it onto your list in the first place – do you want to dance or do you want to stare into your soul? Either way, good luck at your imaginary rave, I’m sure it’ll be a hit among your zero friends!

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