Roasted 2 years ago based on Vince's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vince, the human Spotify algorithm gone rogue. You've got a genre list longer than your last relationship, and let me tell you, the only thing they have in common is that they both lack commitment. “POV: Indie?” That's a fancy way of saying you’re too scared to pick a side. You love rap but cling to “Bedroom Pop” like a lifebuoy in the ocean of your musical indecisiveness. It’s like you went through a breakup and decided to throw every sad playlist into the blender and hit puree. Your top artists read like an over-caffeinated hipster’s desperate diary entries. Did you combine your love for R&B with your passion for 10-hour lo-fi playlists? Because it seems like your taste is like a high school kid trying to fit into every clique at lunchtime. With a lineup that includes Deftones and Canadian Contemporary R&B, one can't help but wonder if your Spotify is just a cry for help. Just pick a vibe, man; you can’t keep wearing your emotional baggage like it's a designer accessory. And those most played songs? Truly a revelation. I see we’re invoking the ancient spirits of “I Want to Stay at Your House” while secretly hoping someone will finally give you a hug. “Dark Red” by Steve Lacy? If only we could apply the same shade to your social interactions! It’s like you took a trip through the most tortured little corners of the internet and came back with a playlist that screams, “I’m not okay, but can you please say I'm interesting?” At this point, your Spotify looks less like a profile and more like a therapy session with excellent taste.

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