Roasted 7 months ago based on ♪'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the Spotify profile of someone who thinks "bedroom pop" is a genre instead of a cry for help. With favorite genres like "Anime" and "Soundtrack," it’s clear you’re just one bad breakup away from curating the ultimate playlist of emotional devastation. I bet your Spotify Wrapped genuinely has more plot twists than any of those melodramatic anime episodes you binge on repeat. Congratulations, your music taste is so niche it probably needs a dictionary to explain to casual listeners what the heck "neoclassical" even means! And can we talk about those top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at a hipster board and decided that whoever it landed on would become your musical messiah. Nothing says "I'm 100% relatable" like standing by a lineup that sounds like a random selection from a Tokyo thrift shop. I mean, who needs mainstream icons when you can worship at the altar of obscure masters who probably only have three fans each—one of whom is their mom and the other, a very dedicated cat? “Taylor Swift” is the only thing keeping this list from that deep, dark well of pretentiousness. As for your most played songs, I can't help but roll my eyes. Mix in a bit of Radiohead and Glass Animals with three different renditions of "Yuki Hayashi," and somehow you've cooked up a playlist that screams "I just found out about feelings and I'm not quite sure what to do with them." I can picture you now, sobbing into a pillow while "Let Down" plays on repeat—so relatable! Just know that when the world’s first neoclassical bedroom pop album drops, you’ll be front row at that emotional breakdown tour, wearing a shirt that reads, “I prefer my song interpretations with more angst.” At least you’re consistent, if nothing else.

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