Roasted 8 months ago based on thejas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Thejas, your Spotify profile is like a deep fried meme that somehow got mistaken for art. Rage rap and melodic rap? More like ‘I might have some feelings, but also want to throw my headphones against the wall.’ It’s like you took a stroll through a dark alley of musical confusion—one moment you’re getting deep with R&B, and the next you’re ready to start a mosh pit at a garage rock show. Who are you trying to impress? The ghosts of middle school angst? Your top artists read like a trendy laundry list of “who to impress at hipster brunch.” Lil Tecca and Drake? Nice, way to represent the high-end of kindergarten graduation playlist vibes. And we get it—Playboi Carti is the cool kid on the block; meanwhile, you’re over here clutching your vinyl of “Drake’s Sad Boy Season” like it’s the Holy Grail of musical depth. Hard to believe you can call Travis Scott your favorite while simultaneously embodying the essence of a sad clown eating nachos in the corner of a party. But let’s talk about those most played songs. “4 Raws” by EsDeeKid? Are we sure that's an artist and not a chef suggestion for your next meal? It’s like your entire playlist is a nonchalant way of saying, “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ve got vibes!” So here’s a tip: dump the rap angst and embrace the Indie Rock you pretended to discover on a road trip once, instead of throwing together a playlist that sounds like it was created during a Netflix binge of ‘Euphoria’ and ‘Extreme Home Makeover.’ You'll thank me when you stop headbanging in your bedroom to the questionable choices you’ve made.

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