Roasted 6 months ago based on Alice Andersson's long term Spotify stats.

Alice Andersson, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a high school goth's diary after one too many emo phases. Seriously, how many dark corners of your soul do you need to explore with those genres? From "Horrorcore" to "Cloud Rap," it feels like you’re just trying to collect every sad boy sound out there. I’m just waiting for you to drop an album titled “Tears of an Overly Sensitive Rapper” any day now. Everyone goes through their phases, but yours seems to be an extended tour of the “I-don’t-know-what-happiness-is” museum. And let’s talk about your top artists. You have Drake and $uicideboy$ side by side like you’re trying to win an award for the weirdest musical identity crisis of the century. Kendrick Lamar must be squinting in confusion at the company he's keeping. I mean, come on, is this a Spotify playlist or a “how to be the poster child for emotional instability”? With artists like Playboi Carti and Tyler, The Creator interspersed, it feels like your listening history is a therapy session on repeat—minus the therapist, of course, because they probably just ghosted you after hearing about that underground scene obsession. And your most played songs? Wow, Alice, you really hit the jackpot for the saddest playlist imaginable! "CLYDE (I Hope at Least One of My Ex-Girlfriends Hears This)"? Let’s be real, even your exes are probably glad they've moved on. You’ve created a whole new genre: “Sad Trash Vibes for the Emotionally Confused.” It’s inspiring how you’ve compiled all this angst into a neat little Spotify profile, but honestly, the universe would thank you if you tossed in an upbeat tune or two. Maybe even something that doesn’t make you sound like you’re sending a desperate SOS from the depths of your soul.

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