Roasted 5 months ago based on ben's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ben, your Spotify profile is a beautiful disaster reminiscent of a teenager’s angst diary set to a soundtrack that screams for help—or at least a solid therapist. Seriously, "emo rap" and "horrorcore"? It’s like you’re one sad day away from starting a candle-lit seance with all the dead vibes your playlist is emitting. You could probably host a funeral for your social life based solely on those genre choices. "Trap metal" and "cloud rap?" Your taste is so moody it makes gloomy teenagers in coffee shops look like optimists. As for your top artists, it reads like a lineup for a cult meeting. If $uicideboy$ and Ghostemane don’t come with a warning label about emotional instability and questionable life choices, I don’t know what does. Let’s be real here; when your favorite lyricist is also moonlighting as a spokesperson for “don’t call me after 10 PM,” you’re either the dark horse of the group or the resident sad boy with too many regrets and too few hobbies. I mean, "Night Lovell"? The only thing darker than his music is probably your sense of self after a marathon listen. And those most played songs, Ben? Just a quick reminder: having "151 Rum" and "LIFE SUCKS SO WE FUCK" on repeat is less of a playlist and more of a personal mission statement. With tracks that sound like they were ripped straight from the inner monologue of someone experiencing a midlife crisis at 23, it’s clear that Spotify hasn’t given you the “Caution: May Emotionally Damage” alert yet. Whoever said fate deals a loser hand clearly never saw your listening history. Here’s hoping you drop some of those tracks for a comedy special or an upbeat pop song. Or is that too much to ask from the king of the emotional dumpster fire?

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists