Roasted 1 year ago based on rvdnxti's long term Spotify stats.

Holy guacamole, rvdnxti! With a Spotify profile like yours, it’s no wonder your favorite artists sound so angsty and existential. It’s like your playlists were pieced together by a teenager who just discovered their parents' divorce and their own flair for dark poetry. "Rage Rap"? Cool choice for the soundtrack to your wallowing solo dance parties where you cry and scream at the same time. Honestly, I've seen moodier playlists on a toddler's Fisher Price karaoke machine. And what’s with all those “rap” sub-genres? You’re practically a rap connoisseur who just threw a dart at a list of vague labels and hoped for the best. “Horrorcore”? Please, the only thing scary about your music taste is how you managed to make *grime* sound like a whole genre dedicated to cleaning out your closet of terrible decisions. If I wanted a musical onslaught of confusion, I’d just stick my head in a blender and hit the ‘puree’ button. Let’s not forget your top songs! I see you've been deeply moved by both the heartwarming romance and the heartbreak of “Foreva Love <3” while simultaneously rocking out to “Wet Mouth.” Good luck finding a partner who will embrace those emotional roller coasters. Your playlist serves up as much coherence as a drunk frat boy trying to make conversation at 3 AM. But hey, keep doing you; at least you’re consistent in your quest to raise the bar on bad taste!

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