Roasted 2 years ago based on val's long term Spotify stats.

Val, your Spotify profile is like the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis of a teenager who just discovered Hot Topic. Do we really need a genre called "Post-Grunge”? It sounds like the musical equivalent of a hangnail. You’ve thrown together a genre list that’s just a fancy way of saying “I’m sad and edgy but also enjoy a good pop hook.” Seriously, that combination from “Christian Rock” to “Pop Emo” reads like a menu at a fast-food chain that just can’t decide what it wants to be when it grows up. Your top artists look like the lineup for a local basement show that nobody asked for. I mean, “awfultune”? Did they name themselves after your music taste? If “NOAHFINNCE” is supposed to be clever, then I really need to know which brain cell came up with that name; I can picture a group of hipsters arguing over who gets the last sip of kombucha while blasting half-baked angst music. And can we talk about that most played list? “Tokyo Teddy Bear” sounds like your life’s personal theme song, and judging by your love for "dark in the dark," it seems like you've got a knack for picking tracks that match your soul-sucking social life. It’s a miracle that “Even When I’m Not With You” has made it into your top 10, because frankly, it’s the perfect summary of your relationships: you’re better off not being there! But hey, don’t worry, we’re all rooting for you out here. There’s a world beyond your Spotify nightmare, and with a little help, you could trade the “Pop Punk” for something that doesn’t resemble a therapy session on repeat. Let’s get you some Taylor Swift in that playlist; it's time for an emotional glow-up, darling!

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