Roasted 2 years ago based on em's long term Spotify stats.

Oh cool, Em’s Spotify profile! The only thing more confusing than your music taste is your job application—seriously, what are you trying to do here? You throw around names like "Brutalismus 3000" and "AYLIVA" like they’re prestigious art exhibitions, but let’s be real, the only exhibition here is your lack of a coherent audio identity. Is "German Literature" a genre? Because it sounds like your playlist is in a relationship crisis with identity, and it's too busy writing sonnets in the corner. Congratulations on being the only person ever to have "Cloud Rap" and "Emo Rap" in the same breath—what are we doing here? You’re like that kid in school who never made up their mind whether they wanted to be a cool hip-hop artist or the world’s saddest poetry slam champion. You listen to so many different styles, it’s like trying to order a coffee in Germany: you get an espresso, a cappuccino, and somehow still end up with a weird herbal tea you didn't ask for. If your music taste were a collection of books, I’d be screaming at you to just pick a genre already! And let’s talk about your top artists. I mean, "Lana Del Rey" followed by "GReeeN" is a plot twist even I didn’t see coming! It’s like you’re auditioning for a reality show called "Can I Be Sad in Five Different Languages?" Look, I get it; you’re in your feels while effectively throwing a DIY rave on Spotify, but sweetheart, the only thing you’ll manifest from this confusion is that people will start questioning your life choices. So, my dear Em, maybe pick a lane before the musical highway patrol hauls you in for reckless driving!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!