Roasted 4 months ago based on Alejooo00's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Alejooo00, your Spotify profile looks like a Latin music fan threw up their playlist on a piñata. If I had a dollar for every genre you claimed to love, I’d still be broke, just like your taste in music. You’ve got more Latin tags than a tourist in Cancun trying to look ethnic. Seriously, if "Rock En Español" were a person, it would file a restraining order against you for all that awkwardly forced love. Your top artists read like a high schooler's Spotify discovery session after binging on too much reggaeton and taco truck pop. Bad Bunny? Cute. Zoé? Adorable. But let's be real, you’re probably the only person in your friend group who thinks "León Larregui" is the cure for existential dread. You’re sitting there like, “Ah yes, nothing heals a broken spirit better than moody lyrics in Spanish,” while the rest of the world screams for some actual variety. I mean, the day Daft Punk gets lumped in with Mexican rock is the day we all throw in the towel and accept that taste has officially died. And what’s with your most played songs? It's a veritable mixtape of melancholy and heartbreak — or as I like to call it, "I really should have left that emotional baggage at the door." “Lo Que Tienes Con Él”? Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for 3 AM sobbing while refreshing your social media feeds for the hundredth time. If your playlists were any more sad, they’d start charging rent. Do us a favor and put on a happy tune every once in a while! Trust me, your Spotify aura would thank you, along with your friends who might reconsider your invite to the next karaoke night.
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