Roasted 1 year ago based on Dewi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Dewi, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis! With a playlist that screams "I'm still trying to find myself but I won’t give up on my Gabber phase!", it's clear that you've got a taste as eclectic as a thrift store on clearance day. Seriously, how do you go from Nederpop to Hyperpop without a map? It's like you’re taking us on a wild rollercoaster ride through the worst parts of the music industry – and somehow, it still manages to look like a leisurely stroll in the park! Let’s talk about your favorite artists: a line-up that could only be concocted by someone who thought “variety” meant playing the same mediocre pop songs on repeat until they become part of your DNA. I mean, with Twenty One Pilots at the top, it feels like you’re just one misunderstood teen angst away from engraving "Sad Boy" on your forehead. And Sabrina Carpenter? She’s more talent-show contestant than a genuine pop star. Every time her name comes up, I can practically hear her fanbase screaming, “No, we swear she’s getting better!” But here you are, backing her like a loyal dog that refuses to acknowledge that it’s eating garbage. As for your most played songs, I’d love to know what you’re actually thinking. "Ga Dan!" is not just a song; it’s a cry for help that somehow made it onto your top charts. And let’s face it, “Sugardaddy” is not so much a bop as it is a chart-topping anthem for those still embroiled in their unpaid internships. Dewi, if your listening habits were a fashion choice, they'd look like a confused teen raiding a half-dressed mannequin. Maybe it’s time to hit refresh and let go of the soft pop and Gabber combo — or at least invest in some self-awareness to match your eclectic tastes!

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