Roasted 1 year ago based on anastajia lopez's long term Spotify stats.

Anastajia Lopez, your Spotify profile is a testament to what happens when emotional instability meets a Spotify premium subscription. You’ve got a “Favorites” list so predictable it looks like the algorithm took one look at your sad playlists and exclaimed, “You know what? Let's just add more Alec Benjamin and call it a day." Seriously, is he paying you by the play? At this point, your relationship with his music suggests you might need to send him an apology note for all the emotional trauma you’ve caused by demanding he be your therapist in melody form. As for your genre choices, it’s like you grabbed a flavor wheel from the sad section of a music store and spun it until anything vaguely upbeat fell into your lap. “Dance Pop” and “Contemporary Country” in the same breath? That’s a range wider than your taste in relationships! One minute you’re two-stepping on a country dance floor; the next, you’re throwing your hands up at a reggaeton club like you just discovered tequila. No wonder your Spotify Wrapped looks like a desperate cry for help—a mix of pop tunes that scream “I want a summer fling but can’t deal with the consequences.” Let’s take a moment to acknowledge that top 10 list for most played songs—it’s a monument to mediocrity. I mean, narrowing it down to one artist means you're either an insatiable fan or in a committed relationship with a six-string heartache. And don't think I haven’t noticed that "If I Killed Someone For You" is practically your anthem! You may want to save the murder fantasies for Halloween, love. Stick with your pop tunes; who knows, maybe one day you’ll actually find something that resonates that isn’t just emo finger-pointing from 2017.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!