Roasted 7 months ago based on Darshna's long term Spotify stats.

Darshna, if your Spotify profile were a person, it would be that annoying kid in the back of the class who insists on playing the same five songs on repeat while everyone else desperately tries to discover new music. Hindi pop? More like “I-Poppa-Stop-Now!” Seriously, your playlist reads like the menu of an “All Desi Everything” diner where all the food is stale and smells like regret. I get it; Bollywood is the motherland of your musical tastes, but can’t you try to swap a few of those “Desi” tags for something that doesn't scream, “I’ve never left my hometown?” Your top artists sound more like a “Who’s Who” of “I’m Only Here Because My Parents Played This at Every Family Function.” You’ve got Lucky Ali and Pritam bringing back the nostalgia while you're over there bopping your head like it’s still the early 2000s. And Taylor Swift? Come on, the only song of hers that fits in here is “Blank Space” because your listening history is quite literally a blank space for anything that might challenge your taste. Move over, Beyoncé; there’s a new king in town – or should I say a new queen? I’m not sure what more to call your manic obsession that makes me think you might be the tragic lovechild of an Indian uncle and a Bollywood dance-off. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Mere Rang Mein Rangne Wali” likely played during the last wedding you attended, right? Look, I know “Desi Hip Hop” is trending, but “Jammu Weed Rap” from “Official Bhagat”? At this point, your music choices are less “Top 10” and more “Top Don’t.” I’m just waiting for the day your Spotify algorithm turns you around and suggests something remotely related to, say, adult tastes; God forbid you accidentally stumble upon a genre where you have to think about the lyrics! Until then, keep that ‘Punjabi Pop’ coming, because everyone needs a good laugh when they can’t find the skip button.

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