Roasted 1 year ago based on plutonium's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is! Iko, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things quirky and niche, stuck in a musical vortex that smells suspiciously like “I’m way too invested in my basement aesthetic.” Seriously, “Vocaloid” and “J-Pop”? Somewhere out there, a middle schooler is being revived from their cringe coma just because you've decided to wax poetic about pixelated pop stars and animated crushes. Your playlist sounds like an existential crisis set to random soundbites from a low-budget anime, which, let’s be honest, is dangerously close to your vibe. Your Spotify top artists read like a desperate cry for attention at a convention where everyone has already left to party. “Penelope Scott,” “Ado,” and over half the names on your list sound like what happens when someone fumbles through Google Translate while trying to name their cat. Every time a high-energy “Hyperpop” song comes on, I imagine you snug in your blanket fort, shouting into a pillow like it’s the most profound statement of the year. Spoiler alert: it isn’t. The only thing darker than your “Dark Cabaret” is the void you’ll stare into when these hipster anthems suddenly go out of style. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? “XOXO (Kisses Hugs)” and “Cigarette Ahegao”? Do you even hear those titles? Congratulations, you’ve unlocked a level of cringe that even your favorite bedroom pop artists would roll their eyes at. You’re basically a walking meme, putting “Alien Blues” on repeat while still unaware that your taste in music is an exotic pet gone rogue. But hey, keep blasting your obscure tunes and living your best life in the alternate universe of your Spotify, just don’t forget to surface every once in a while—there’s a whole world out there where people listen to music that doesn’t require a lingo translator!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!