Roasted 2 years ago based on caraur's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Cara Z, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a very confused high school musical that combines "Cats" with a one-act play on why you can't stick to just one genre. You’ve got more "Pop" and "Show Tunes" than a middle school talent show, but only half as much talent. Honestly, at this point, “Broadway” should just build a statue in your honor, but instead of a gold medal, it should be a participation trophy for your questionable taste! Let’s get real: “Neo Classical Metal”? What does that even mean? Are you air-guitaring to Beethoven while wearing a cape? Also, I see you're a huge fan of Leslie Odom Jr. There’s a fine line between fan and full-on stalker, and you’ve skipped right past it, calling shotgun for the crazy train! If I hear “Wait for It” one more time, I might just wait for you to come to terms with your musical choices. And your most played songs? Wow, what a thrilling playlist, if we’re living in 1776! You have more songs from “Hamilton” than actual Hamilton history lessons, and your playlists scream, “I only drink herbal tea and use my thesaurus for casual conversation.” Do you think Gunpowder and Tea parties are still a thing? Here’s some advice: step out of the past, pumpkin; try a new genre or two. Who knows? You might even discover that there’s life outside the theater!

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