Roasted 7 months ago based on Dean Heller's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Dean Heller, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape of emotional breakdowns and existential crises, all set to a backdrop of what can only be described as a mid-life crisis for teenagers. With genres ranging from "Horrorcore" to "Soft Pop," it’s clear that with you, it's all about the mood swings—like listening to a sad boy cry while also contemplating if he should start a mosh pit. You’ve got more conflicting vibes than anyone should reasonably handle, and honestly, even your playlist is like a therapy session gone horribly wrong. Your top artists list is the musical equivalent of opening a cereal box and finding only crumbs. Juice WRLD and $uicideboy$? I get it, you’re trying to channel your inner angst while also softly weeping to Billie Eilish in the corner. But let’s not kid ourselves—Dean Heller’s Spotify is basically your average “I can’t decide whether I want to cry or rage” experience. It’s as if one day you accidentally fell into a Spotify algorithm powered by the tears of the emo generation, and the next day, you found yourself deep into the trenches of suburban soft pop. And can we talk about those most played songs for a moment? "Kill Yourself V" has to be a cry for help wrapped in irony, while “End Of The Road” perfectly encapsulates your entire music taste—a love letter to your personal struggles with commitment, happiness, and self-awareness. With the emotional rollercoaster you’re riding, it would be a miracle if you don’t crash into a wall of confusion soon. Keep streaming like you're in a teen drama, Dean, but just know that we’re all cringing in the background—laughing as loudly as you’re sobbing through your headphones.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!