Roasted 9 months ago based on Payton's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Payton, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet curated by a toddler with a box of crayons. "Soundtrack," "Alternative Rock," and "Big Band"? What are you trying to be, a time traveler who can't decide which decade to stick with? I half-expect your playlist to include the soundtrack to a preschool play set in 1950s jazz clubs, spiced up with a hint of emo angst. Honestly, I'd call it eclectic, but "disaster" seems more fitting. Your top artists list reads like a joke that nobody gets, and I'm not sure if you're launching a secret meme career with names like "The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man" or if you’ve just discovered what it’s like to make a Spotify account for six-year-olds. Twenty One Pilots followed by My Singing Monsters? What’s next, collaborations with characters from a cereal box? Give it up, buddy. At this point, your musical taste is less “alternative” and more “should probably be evaluated by a therapist." And then there’s the absolute train wreck of your most played songs. I’m genuinely confused: is your life okay, or are you just determining how many obscure tracks it takes to create your own sad emo symphony? With "You're Gonna Have a Bad Monday" and "RAWFEAR" getting heavy rotation, I’m starting to think you’re really just trying to chronicle your personality as a perpetual Monday morning. Keep it up, my friend, and you might just inspire a new genre called “Melancholic Existential Crisis Soundtrack.” Good luck with that!

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