Roasted 2 years ago based on Micah Tupas's long term Spotify stats.

Micah, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a 13-year-old girl who's just discovered her emotions. Seriously, with as much "Pop" as you listen to, I wouldn’t be surprised if your biggest dilemma is whether to cry along to a Taylor Swift breakup ballad or dance like a fool to Ariana Grande. I mean, you have so many sub-genres, you must be the only person in the world trying to make "Neo Mellow" happen while everyone else is just trying to figure out how to not cringe at "Metropopolis." I guess being a "Singer-songwriter Pop" enthusiast gives you a valid excuse for the chronic case of indecision in your life—like, pick a lane already! Now let’s talk about your any-artist line-up. You’ve got Café Music BGM—great for those moments you want to pretend you’re not utterly alone with your Emo karaoke disguised as “art” pop. But come on, "Beyoncé" to "Spongebob Squarepants - TikTok Remix" is a vibe shift that’s harder to navigate than your dating life. Get it together, dude! And of course there’s Ed Sheeran—your ultimate go-to for relationship advice from a guy who looks like he’s perpetually in need of a haircut and a personality. No wonder your most played songs resemble a collective cry for help. So many bops, yet you’re still hitting those sad-guy playlists harder than your lattes at the hipster café you’re secretly too cool for! Honestly, Micah, you’re the epitome of a music-lover who’s never actually left their bubble. Your taste could use a solid dose of reality check and maybe a healthy shake-up from something that doesn’t sound like it was crafted for a Walmart commercial. I mean, “Background Music”? Really? That’s the metaphor for your entire personality! Honestly, if you keep this up, the next step is going to be a personal playlist titled “Songs to Cry To While Scrolling through Instagram of Other People Living Their Lives.” Who knows, maybe then you’ll finally connect with those songs instead of just getting lost in the candy-coated cloud of "Pop".

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