Roasted 3 months ago based on jar_cat_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s jar_cat_, the proud owner of a Spotify profile that reads like a 14-year-old’s Tumblr account after a heartbroken breakup. I mean, having "Cloud Rap" and "Emo Rap" in your favorite genres is like saying, "I'm always ready to cry, but only if the beats are atmospheric." Really, buddy? I didn't know we were advocating for a soundtrack to your imminent midlife crisis at the tender age of 24. And can we talk about the most played artists? If you’re relying on $uicideboy$ for emotional support, I highly recommend searching for a real therapist instead of just turning up the volume. Your top artists seem like the starter pack of a kid who discovered the internet's dark corners for the first time. With legends like Kendrick next to the $uicideboys, it’s like pairing a Michelin-star chef with the leftovers you forgot about in the fridge. I mean, listen to a little Fugazi, why don’t you? Or is their genius just too “underground” for your “underground hip hop” palate? You know, there’s more to life than wearing your angst like a badge and calling it art. Newsflash: It’s not depth; it’s just a puddle, my friend. And your most played songs? Wow! A whole “$uicideboy$” playlist that sounds like an audio equivalent of becoming a meme about emotional instability. The only thing heavier than your rotation of tracks is the weight of your own despair. You’ve got more “Heavily Medicated” hits than a pharmacy! Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out if I’m more concerned about your taste in music or your mental health. But hey, if you ever do decide to diversify your playlist beyond the same sad boy antics, just know: there’s a whole world of sound out there. You might even discover happiness is just one play button away!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!