Roasted 2 years ago based on tarzanbigcity's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is—tarzanbigcity, the musical equivalent of a "choose your own adventure" book that nobody asked for. With a genre list longer than your attention span, it's like you're trying to sample every flavor of ice cream just to discover you actually prefer vanilla. "Metropopolis," seriously? Did you just Google "made-up music genres" or did you fall asleep during a geography class? I half expect your Spotify to throw in a genre called "Underwater Jazz" next. And your top artists list? It’s a sad buffet of overplayed tracks and questionable choices. Who hurt you, and why are you seeking solace in Chris Brown's "Under The Influence"? That’s not just a song; it's a cry for help! You’ve got The Weeknd and Katy Perry both trying to woo you, but somewhere deep down, you’ve decided that one-hit wonders and washed-up stars are the playlist of a true connoisseur. I get it, you want a diverse sound but, wow, was it really that hard to find the "skip" button? Your top tracks sound like the playlist for a sad middle school dance—it's like you’re drowning while simultaneously trying to learn how to float. "Crying While You're Dancing" repeated twice? Is that your way of testing the limits of our sanity or a token of your true feelings? Let’s be honest here: every time you hit play on "Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)" you re-enact the epic fail of the last few years of music history. Maybe it’s time to wipe the slate clean, find some real bangers, and stop pretending to be an avant-garde music expert. Or, just embrace the chaos—either works!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!