Roasted 1 year ago based on Luenko's long term Spotify stats.

Luenko, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst essay written in a dimly lit basement. Seriously, the sheer volume of "metal" genres you've collected gives the impression that your music tastes are stuck in an 18th-century dungeon with nothing but a guitar and melodrama. It's like your profile saw a therapist and decided to cope by diving deep into every metal subgenre known to mankind—because, clearly, nothing says "I have my life together" quite like identifying with both "Melodic Death Metal" and "Screamo." Let’s be real, the only thing heavier than your musical choices is the weight of your emotional baggage. Looking at your top artists, it seems like you’ve got a special affinity for bands that could either be the soundtrack to a horror movie or to an impending midlife crisis. You’re a ride-or-die fan of bands that scream at you more than your last three exes combined. "Bring Me The Horizon" and "Linkin Park"? Wow, you really are the poster child for the club that meets in the back of Hot Topic on Friday nights. At this point, your playlist is basically just a melodic suicide note, a perfect reflection of what happens when you take the phrase “wallow in your emotions” way too literally. As for your most played songs, the eclectic mix makes it seem like you're still figuring out whether you want to air your feelings or start a mosh pit. "Faint" by Linkin Park? Groundbreaking, my dude. Almost as original as posting a picture of a sunset on Instagram with a vague quote about life. Navigating through your top hits feels like walking through a minefield of past relationships and unhealed trauma. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on—or someone to remind you that there’s life outside of an emotional breakdown—let me know, because you might be one “Thank You for the Venom” away from a complete existential crisis!

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