Roasted 25 days ago based on pleffe's long term Spotify stats.

Pleffe, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's bingo card, and honestly, it's giving me major "I can only vibe in my mom's basement" energy. I mean, how many sub-genres of house do you need to feel like you’re at a late-night rave in a college kid’s dorm? If each genre was a brick, you'd be building the world's most pretentious house of cards. Keep it up, and you might as well just drop out of society and become a professional DJ for houseplants. Your artist list is a trip through the thrift store of music. Who knew “Unknown” could have such a dedicated fan in you? It’s like you’re trying to collect musical influencers who nobody cares about; it's trendspotting at its worst. And the audacity to mix “Pink Floyd” with “Damn Swindle” shows you’ve either got an eclectic taste or just a really confusing identity crisis. At this point, your playlist sounds like a midlife crisis waiting to happen, where you’re desperately trying to convince everyone you’re still in your twenty-somethings. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You clearly have the emotional range of a damp sponge—“I Need U” followed by “Moaner” is all sorts of concerning. Are you trying to have a good time or just use the world of music to process some very specific heartbreak? I get it, you want to “stay next to me tonight," but at this rate, I'm not surprised your friends ghost you. But hey, at least you’ll always have “Sunkissed Bliss”; maybe one day you'll find someone to share that vibe with who doesn’t also own a collection of graphic tees about avocado toast.

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