Roasted 2 years ago based on uhmmteni?'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Teniiguess🌀, the walking Spotify playlist of what happens when you can’t decide if you want to have a party or contemplate your life choices. With a musical palate that reads like a high school essay on Nigerian Pop versus UK Hip Hop, I can’t tell if you’re trying to find yourself or just avoid doing the dishes. Seriously, with more genres than friends, it’s like you’re hoarding beats like they’re Pokémon cards. “Do Not Disturb”? More like “Do Not Listen.” Your ears must be confused, trapped in a never-ending cycle of Afrobeats and melodic rap. What a riveting rollercoaster that must be! And then there’s your artist roster—Drake? Really? Let’s hope you’re listening to his sad boy hours while crying into your pillow because nothing says “originality” like paralleling every millennial with a mid-life crisis. I mean, look at you—every outfit from Lagos to London, but your music choices scream, “I peaked in high school and I’m not sure what to do next.” With icons like Wizkid and Burna Boy on loop, you're basically the ultimate Nigerian music ambassador...who forgot to invite yourself to the party. But don’t worry, your taste in artists still makes sense compared to your Spotify session’s shuffle algorithm—what a plot twist that is! And then we go to your top songs—“Money & Fame,” you say? Spoiler alert: you are neither, my friend! “Do Not Disturb” should really be the title of your mood every time “NOSTALGIA” plays. Please, channel that energy into putting together a cohesive playlist instead of a musical scrapbook of your insecurities! Nobody should have to experience that collection of well-intentioned but ultimately confusing auditory choices. So here’s to Teniiguess🌀, the king/queen of musical indecision—may your Spotify algorithm have mercy on your soul for being so thoroughly extra with that eclectic mess!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!