Roasted 8 months ago based on BozoBaggins's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s BozoBaggins, a name that honestly sounds like the world’s worst hobbit who just couldn’t find the Shire and wound up in a mosh pit instead. With a playlist that reads like an angsty teenager’s first attempt at rebellion, your obsession with heavy music is less “headbanging” and more “head-scratching.” Like, do you really think listening to nine variations of metal and rock will mask the fact that your taste is about as diverse as a brick wall? Your favorite artists are a nostalgic who's who of dad bands and “cool-guy” staples, with a sprinkle of Kanye, just to confuse everyone. Congrats on being the only person to make a playlist that could double as a funeral dirge for every dead horse you’ve beaten with your music choices. And let’s not forget those “most played” tracks; is “Hey Sonneblom” your way of trying to impress the world with your eclecticism or just a sad, misguided attempt to prove you’re more cultured than you actually are? You know it’s bad when your playlist screams “I peaked in high school” louder than a Metallica concert. The only thing heavier than your obsession with metal and rock is the weight of your own unoriginality. When your most-played songs also include five tracks from Gojira, it’s clear you’ve officially entered the realm of “I don’t know who I am, but I know I like my music loud and my personality nonexistent.” Time to diversify or risk becoming the human equivalent of a stale nacho.

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