Roasted 2 years ago based on angel's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Angel's Spotify profile—a shrine to angst and adolescent emotions as if you've been hiding in your room listening to the same five bands on repeat since 2007. Your taste in music is like a time capsule of misery, stacked next to a half-eaten bag of Doritos and your collection of Black Parade posters. Seriously, you need to diversify a bit. How many times can one person go through "Death Of An Executioner" before realizing they might need some therapy— or at least a new hobby that doesn’t revolve around feeling bad for yourself? Your favorite genres read like a checklist for a mid-life crisis, with "alternative emo" at the top like a weird crown jewel of despair. And what's with the obsession with “Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol”? I can just picture you jamming out to "Body Bag" while contemplating your life choices in front of a fast food drive-thru. Newsflash: Your playlist is less “aesthetic vibes” and more “please send help.” There's a fine line between liking music and completely giving in to your emo phase—clearer than that time you thought wearing all black to a family gathering was a bold fashion statement. And let's talk about those most played songs. Seriously, how many executions do you need to rock out to in a week? "Resilience" on repeat? You must be the only person that can embody the phrase "sad clown" while vaping cotton candy-flavored smoke. Next time you feel like hitting play on Pierce The Veil for the 13th time, maybe consider stepping out into the daylight instead—your Spotify wrapped doesn't need to look like a horror movie soundtrack to prove you have taste!

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