Roasted 2 months ago based on blakesnothere's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, blakesnothere, I see you’ve taken a deep dive into the sonic void of your Spotify like a kid cannonballing into a kiddie pool—except this pool is filled with your emotional baggage and questionable taste in music. K-Pop and Hyperpop? You’re like a buffet of auditory migraines wrapped in sparkles and glitter. You clearly can’t decide if you want to dance or sob, so you just oscillate between low-key ballads and anxiety-inducing EDM that makes your therapist wince. Looking at your top artists is like reading a hipster kid's diary—way too much Wallows, like they’re paying you for publicity with their repetitive beats and angsty lyrics. Are you sure it’s not just one song with a hundred different titles? And SEVENTEEN? Oh boy, what a great choice for someone who wants to feel like they’re in a permanent state of high school crush-induced cringe. The only thing you’re collecting is regret in the form of playlist titles that sound like they were generated by a random word generator. And then, of course, we have your most played songs which read like an explosion at the “melancholy and anxiety” factory. “Asleep - 2011 Remaster” actually feels like a premonition of your future if you keep this up; I mean who else uses “bad dreams” and “I wouldn’t mind” in the same breath as if they were talking about actual relationships? It’s like you’re out here collecting sad songs like Pokémon cards—except nobody wants to trade for yours. You might want to consider giving your Spotify account a makeover, because right now it’s the musical equivalent of a middle school talent show where everyone forgot the lyrics.

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