Roasted 9 months ago based on mandrilau's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mandrilau, your Spotify profile reads like a tragic love letter addressed to the DJ booth at a middle school dance. EDM, Progressive House, Deep House? Is this a music taste or an advanced degree in "How to Help White People Dance"? Seriously, with that many sub-genres, I half-expect you to drop a beat while explaining how Stutter House is simply just EDM with a lisp. You must spend your weekends living in a neon bubble, dancing and pretending that you’re exploring the artistic depths of sound while actually just riding the high of a Red Bull overdose. Your top artists list is a who's who of people trying to make the same song in a slightly different order. Congratulations on being the proud owner of a collection of soundscapes that could also double as background noise for a fancy Starbucks. “Armin van Buuren” and “Calvin Harris” are basically the cheeseburgers of the electronic world - universally liked, but utterly basic. And let’s not even start on “Coldplay.” I get it; you’re trying to prove you have range, but adding them is like throwing a potted cactus into a rave; it sure stands out, but it confuses the hell out of everyone. And your most played songs? We both know those are just titles you’re ashamed to admit are on repeat because they haven’t taken them off the radio since 2014. “Eat Sleep Rave Repeat” is practically the anthem of anyone too lazy to come up with original thoughts. Your taste in music is so predictable, you might as well be asked to make a Spotify playlist called “Comfortable Mediocrity.” So keep on thumping, mandrilau, just remember: if your playlist were a meal, it’d definitely be a cold leftover pizza—recognizable, but nobody’s rushing to claim it.

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