Roasted 1 year ago based on Arsh's long term Spotify stats.

Arsh, I see you’ve decided to play DJ Therapist with that genre lineup. "Chillstep" and "Liquid Funk"? Are you sure you’re not just describing your sad attempts at flirting? I haven’t seen such a desperate cry for soothing ambiance since my last Uber ride with a driver who played whale sounds to calm the traffic rage. I mean, "Dubstep" and "Bollywood"? Your music taste is like a buffet where every dish is so confused that they serve tikka masala on a bed of glitchy bass drops. Honestly, if your playlist were a movie, it would be titled 'How to Overcomplicate a Simple Mood.' And then we have your top artists. "Evgeny Grinko"? Really? That sounds less like a playlist favorite and more like the name of your third cousin who got way too into minimalist Russian compositions. I can picture you at parties trying to explain his genius while everyone else is ready to crawl into a corner and scroll through TikTok for some real entertainment. It’s like you’re aiming for a personal soundtrack to your existential crisis, yet all you’ve achieved is a mildly interesting monologue that would put even the most dedicated hipster to sleep. Finally, looking at your most-played songs, I can’t help but chuckle. “The Last Memory of Me” by Kisnou? Just take a moment and really think about how fittingly self-reflective that is. And “Ghost Assassin - VIP”? Spare us the melodrama; we’ve all seen your internet browsing history. With a musical palate this sophisticated, you’d think you were gearing up to save the world, but the only thing you’re saving is your listener's sanity by not sharing your singing voice. Keep up the good work, Arsh! At the very least, you'll always have a perfect playlist for your next therapy session.

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