Roasted 2 years ago based on daudskald's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Daudskald, the musical embodiment of an existential crisis. Your Spotify profile screams, “I’m deep and brooding,” like a teenager who just discovered black nail polish and has yet to learn how to properly apply it. With a favorite genre list that resembles a checklist of every subpar metalhead cliché, you're either trying way too hard to seem interesting or you fell into a rabbit hole of late-night Wikipedia articles about obscure Norwegian bands. Honestly, your playlist sounds like a Viking funeral, but somehow even less lively. Your top artists got my brain spinning faster than a turntable on its last leg. The Beatles and Black Sabbath? Sure, they’re legends, but then you throw in Darkthrone and Draugenatt like they’re your best friends—just because you learned about them in some meta-metal subreddit at 3 AM. Let me guess, you wear headphones in public just to avoid conversation because even you realize no one wants to hear your takes on “the intricacies of avant-garde Norwegian black metal.” Spoiler alert: No one wants to hear that, ever. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. How much gloom can one person handle? “Skodde over Nøkkens tjern”? A title that sounds like a spell from a forgotten Dungeons & Dragons campaign! And with “Golden Horse” as your number one jam, you likely spend your free time contemplating life while staring blankly at the wall, trying to remember the last time a ray of sunshine pierced your overcast soul. Bravo, Daudskald! At least when you’re bopping to your playlist, you’re simultaneously preparing for a lifelong career as a professional eeyore impersonator.

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