Roasted 2 years ago based on ♩₃'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ♩₃ – the poster child for midlife crises trying to relive their rebellious youth! Your Spotify profile reads like an emo teenager's diary mixed with a karaoke night gone wrong. "Grunge", "Nu Metal," and "Classic Indonesian Rock"? Is this a curated playlist or an identity crisis? Get it together, you’re trying so hard to be edgy that even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes. At this point, your favorite genres sound like a band name for “I forgot to order takeout and now I'm just hungry and confused!” As for your top artists, it looks like you hit shuffle on a 1990s angsty mixtape and an Indonesian pop revival simultaneously. Fiona Apple, Frank Sinatra, and Gigi? What a combo – it's like pairing fine wine with expired boxed macaroni. You celebrate tortured artistry while simultaneously vibing on bubblegum pop like the genre-defying renegade you think you are. And what’s with those double doses of "Across the Universe"? Are you trying to prove a point, or just desperately searching for some romanticism in a playlist that screams “I own too many plaid shirts?” Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. I didn’t realize "I Know" by Fiona Apple was your personal anthem for unrequited love and poor life choices. And seriously, two songs from Maudy Ayunda? Are you trying to boost her streaming numbers or just trying to get people to ask who the hell she is? If your listening habits reflect your personality, it’s clear you’re hopelessly torn between “I’m deep and atmospheric” and “I secretly love the top 40.” But hey, at least you’re consistent – consistently cringeworthy!

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