Roasted 1 year ago based on Dude's long term Spotify stats.

Dude, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s saddest iTunes playlist after a breakup with someone who never existed. You’ve got more “-punk” genres in your list than a DIY anarchist fair. If music were a fashion trend, your profile would be that plaid shirt worn by the guy who insists he’s “too cool” for the mainstream — but we all know he still starts every conversation with, “Have you heard of this underground band?” Newsflash, you’re not underground; you’re buried six feet under. You claim to enjoy genres like “Medieval Metal” and “Neofolk,” which sounds more like you’re trying to soundtrack a Renaissance fair where everyone is just painfully awkward. I can just picture you “headbanging” in your mom's basement while your cats judge you from afar, thinking, “Is this what he chose instead of a real job?” Seriously, the only time it’s socially acceptable to listen to that much “noise rock” is if you’re practicing how to scare the neighborhood children. And let’s talk about your top artists. Grazhdanskaya Oborona, five times in a row? Did you forget that repeat is supposed to be a button, not a life choice? When your most-played song is titled “Насрать на моё лицо,” it really feels like an accurate metaphor for how you navigate social situations. But hey, if your life were a playlist, at least you’d definitely avoid the mainstream—right off the cliff! Cheers to your taste, dude! At least your awkwardness is consistent.

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