Roasted 2 years ago based on liam_clay's long term Spotify stats.
Liam, I'm starting to think your Spotify is less of a music platform and more of an experimental lab for Ken Carson's entire discography. Did the algorithm break, or did you just devote your life to single-handedly making sure that "Fighting My Demons" never leaves your playlist? If your love for Ken Carson were any stronger, I'm pretty sure you'd have to register as his personal PR agent. Good luck getting into the concert with that fan club membership, buddy; I hope they have a separate line for number one stans! And what's up with that genre list? "Drift Phonk" sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis when you try to relive your teenage years in a drifting competition. Meanwhile, "Gym Phonk" gives the impression you believe listening to hyperactive beats magically transforms you into a fitness guru. Spoiler: it doesn't. You might want to consider a new genre that embodies the spirit of "I haven't gone to the gym in a year but here’s my workout playlist anyway." Your top artists read like a list of people who accidentally stumbled onto the same SoundCloud page. I mean, just how many "Pluggnb" albums do you need to be mentally transported back to the corner of a suburban house party that lasted way too long? At this point, your account is basically a shrine to underground artists who are one more flop away from mixing lattes in a local café. Inject some diversity into that lineup; mix in some actual music instead of just whatever dropped last Tuesday in the “things no one asked for” section.
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