Roasted 11 months ago based on Quinn's long term Spotify stats.

Banana, your Spotify profile is like a musical dumpster fire that somehow caught a cold. With favorite genres like "Witch House" and "Rap Metal," it’s clear you’re trying to summon some sort of chaotic spirit while simultaneously mosh-pitting in the angst-ridden '00s. I’m amazed you haven’t spontaneously combusted yet from the sheer clash of sounds—it's like a witch threw bass drops into a blender and mixed in a few existential crises for good measure. One listen, and I can practically hear your cat judging you from the other room. Your top artists are a mixed bag of who even knows, but I’m guessing you’re the type to wear a Slipknot hoodie while crying over the latest emo release by pastel-colored TikTok stars. Seeing Twenty One Pilots top your list is a powerful reminder of your commitment to never growing up, while other gems like “wifiskeleton” (really?) make me question if you’ve ever heard of sunlight or happiness. I get it, you’re trying to be edgy, but sweetie, you look like you just tripped over a Hot Topic and landed on the floor of a basement rave at 3 a.m. And that playlist? Honey, “Nope your too late I already died” is the perfect anthem for when you arrive late to your own personality. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a sad indie film nobody asked for, where the protagonist is consistently underwhelmed by life. All in all, your choices make me wonder if you're just a ghost trying to figure out what vibes to haunt next—because let's be real, being this musically confused should have come with a warning sign!

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