Roasted 2 months ago based on Linkinmills's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Linkinmills, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after their first breakup with angst on overdrive. I mean, seriously, you’ve amassed a whole arsenal of genres that sound like they had a messy divorce and decided to raise you together in the angriest way possible. I can just picture you in your room yelling “I’m not emo, I’m just misunderstood!” while trying to convince yourself that listening to that much nu metal counts as therapy. As your playlist slowly spirals into an industrial metal black hole, I have to ask: are you trying to send us a message or just auditioning for a role in the next season of 'The Walking Dead' with those vibes? Your top artists list reads like a cry for help but just loud enough that the neighbors can hear you screaming “waaaait, I’m still cool!” at 2 AM. Congratulations on gathering every band that played in an angsty teen’s garage during the 2000s! I'm sure your Spotify Wrapped is just a tribute to how many times you still cling to your high school self. Have you tried listening to a genre that doesn’t sound like you’re walking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Otherwise, I can’t wait for the launch party for your “My Ex Left Me, So I’m Angry at the World” compilation album. And those most played songs? I see we're getting serious with the classic “If it’s not Slipknot, I’m not interested” attitude. You do realize there are other bands in the world, right? There's more to life than yelling along to “Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)” in a parking lot at 3 AM feeling like you’re the reincarnation of Jonathan Davis. At this point, your Spotify looks like you’re one goth outfit and a sad poem away from forming a cult that worships the ’00s. So keep cranking those tunes, but maybe consider playing something that doesn’t make us worry you’re already preparing for a mosh pit at your own funeral!

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