Roasted 3 months ago based on Yang's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Yang, the musical equivalent of someone trying to play chess with a pack of gummy bears. Your profile reads like a Wikipedia page for a museum of forgotten sounds, showcasing a collection of genres that even the most adventurous hipster would throw up their hands and say, “Dude, just chill with your medieval C-Pop; I can’t even!” You have more musical tastes than anyone has had birthdays, and it’s impressive you haven’t lost your identity completely in this eclectic blender of an identity crisis. And let's talk about your top artists. Jeremy Soule? Really? You’re a stone’s throw away from posting "My favorite composer is the sound of a door creaking." And “The Beatles”? Wow, truly going out on a limb there! Next, you're going to tell us about your "obscure" love for Mozart or that you're really passionate about the emotional depth of elevator music. Your playlist could either be the theme soundtrack for a medieval indie film about fishing, or the desperate cries of a confused bard who keeps losing the plot while trying to serenade his ex on a silent night — and yet you probably still can't figure out how to get Spotify to stop playing ads. As for your most played songs, let's face it: if anyone actually cared to listen to "A Ride On The Gentle Luminous Dragon," they'd best be prepared to accompany you on a dragon hunt to find out why anyone thought that title was a good idea. Your track history is so all over the place, it’s like trying to navigate a maze with the lights turned off while someone keeps shouting random J-Pop lyrics at you. I mean, who needs consistency when you can have "Harpy Song" by Borislav Slavov followed by a Bad Bunny banger? You might as well start a new genre: 'Musical ADHD.' If there's an award for the spot where taste goes to die, Yang, congratulations, you've claimed it!

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