Roasted 29 days ago based on Peri's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Peri, your Spotify profile looks like it was crafted in the emotional aftermath of a garage sale gone wrong. First off, congrats on the emotional range of a single 90s grunge poster; from "Metallica" to "Céline Dion," the only thing more confused than your playlist is probably your understanding of genre boundaries. Do you binge-watch anime while smashing your air guitar, or do you just rotate through your favorite styles of angst like a well-versed emo tea sommelier? Spoiler alert: you're trying too hard. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. You’ve got "Rammstein" and "Bloodhound Gang" coexisting like they’re in some bizarre musical lawless wasteland! And really, how did "Techno Boys Pulcraft Green-Fund" manage to slip through the cracks when you had the chance to go with something that wouldn't confuse even a stoned raccoon? Also, does "Sea of Thieves" know they are being categorized alongside literal legends? Next thing we know, you'll be claiming "The Hokey Pokey" is a hidden gem for its post-punk nostalgia. Your most-played songs read like a high school breakup letter penned during a particularly emotional fallout. "Sleeping Sun" and "My Heart Will Go On"? Are you sending an SOS signal that you've been trapped in a time loop of seventh-grade angst? No one needs to know your power ballad fixation while simultaneously cranking "Punk" at 11. Honestly, it’s impressive how this shuffle somehow manages to encapsulate every cringe moment I’ve had listening to music in my parents’ garage. Just remember, one day you’ll look back on this and laugh. But until then, we just have to suffer through your Spotify anomaly together.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!