Roasted 2 months ago based on shryns's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Shryns! The only person I know who needs a GPS to navigate their own taste in music - you’ve taken "selective listening" to a whole new, tragic level. With a playlist thick enough to drown a hipster at a coffee shop, you somehow manage to live in a world where Drake’s voice echoes more than your last conversation with a human being. Favorite genres? You sound like you fell into a Spotify wormhole and just couldn't get out of that R&B trap. And those top artists? It’s like you’ve only ever heard of music through a TikTok dance challenge. So, your idea of diversity is sticking your pinky out while sipping Earl Grey tea as you listen to "UK Drill"? You’ve created what could only be described as the auditory equivalent of a fidget spinner — endlessly spinning yet accomplishing absolutely nothing. Honestly, we get it, you love Drake, but who knew you could time travel back to the late 2000s and still have awful taste in music? Then there's your most played songs that read more like a cancel culture case study than an impressive library. "Bria's Interlude"? Seriously? How many times do you need to see the same name on your playlist for you to realize that variety isn't just the spice of life—it's the whole damn meal! Listen, Shryns, your Spotify account is the musical equivalent of a mullet: all business in the front, and a whole lot of confusion in the back. Either switch it up, or I'm going to need to file a missing person report for your originality.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!