Roasted 3 months ago based on j.'s long term Spotify stats.

Henry's a Monkey? More like Henry's a Musical Disaster! Your taste is about as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. I mean, "Rage Rap" followed by "Reggaeton" and then a sprinkle of "Neo-Psychedelic"? It's as if your playlist was constructed during a bad acid trip fueled by someone anxiously scrolling through Spotify while waiting for their therapist to arrive. Buddy, you got more genre confusion than a DJ at a family reunion. Now, let's talk about those top artists. I wouldn’t be surprised if half of them were made up just to sound cool. "Bryant Barnes" and "sosocamo" sound like the names of two wannabe rappers trying to impress their middle school crushes. And hey, who needs classic legends like Michael Jackson or Bruno Mars when you’ve got the likes of "d4vd" and "Ken Carson" on your playlist? Because nothing says “I have good taste” like preferring underground nobodies over certified hits! What’s next? An obsession with your fifth cousin’s SoundCloud mixtape? And the most played songs? It’s like you dropped your phone in a blender and hit “shuffle”. "Don’t Dream It’s Over - From The Movie 'GOAT'" - Seriously? You’re out here vibing to movie soundtracks while the rest of us are getting down with real bangers. Do you even realize you have 50% of your most played songs by the same artist? Is "Bryant Barnes" your personal muse or did you just forget to hit 'next'? It’s almost impressive how you manage to put the ‘lame’ in playlists. So, congratulations, Henry—your Spotify is now the perfect soundtrack for a group therapy session!

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