Roasted 1 year ago based on CL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, CL, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical choices for the emotionally confused. Seriously, how many genre identities do you need? At this point, it looks less like a playlist and more like a mid-life crisis trying to decide whether to hit the club or dive back into the bedroom with a nostalgia trip to your middle school days. “Soft Pop”? Really? The only thing softer is a marshmallow's self-esteem after a roasting like this. Your taste in music is so all over the place it’s like you can’t decide if you want a good time or to just sit in a dark room reminiscing about that time you thought owning a fedora would make you cool. Your top artists are basically a sonic identity crisis. Alan Walker, Imagine Dragons, and The Kid LAROI? It's like you've gathered a crew of musicians who strive to make the most mediocre Spotify hits. I mean, good luck pulling out a banger from that ensemble cast when “House of Memories” is the most energetic track you’ve got. It’s a wonder you don’t have a permanent seat at the “meh” table at the music library. And I can't help but picture you scrolling through these tunes with tears in your eyes, wondering where it all went wrong — spoiler alert: it started with that “Nerdcore” phase. Now, let's talk about your most played songs. “Asgore (Undertale Remix)”? What are you, 16? Did you lose a bet or are you trying to bribe your imaginary friends into actually existing? The way you flip between “Emo Rap” and “Hyperpop” could give anyone whiplash. It's like you’re trying to gather all the sad bits of life and cover them with the glitter of energetic synths, only to end up with a soggy pile of audio confusion. Honestly, what do you even listen to when you want to feel sexy? Because right now, this list feels more like a survival guide for when you can’t decide whether you want melancholy or just really good vibes — which ironically, you seem unable to achieve with this hodgepodge of mediocrity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!