Roasted 9 months ago based on fio :]'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Fio with a Spotify profile so confused it should get its own therapy session. With “K-Pop” leading your favorite genres, I can only assume your favorite dance moves consist of awkward arm flailing while desperately trying to emulate your bias in public. But hey, at least you’ve ensured your profile reads like a souvenir shop for every genre that ever tried to be cool below the radar. You’ve got enough insipid “bedroom pop” in there that it sounds like you’re basically just curating a playlist for heartbroken teenage girls who got kicked out of their parents’ house. And what’s going on with your top artists? I can already hear the collective sighs from Mac DeMarco and The Smiths as they realize they’re sharing a Spotify account with a literal six-year-old who's obsessed with “Trap Latino” and “Argentine Trap.” What are you, a 23-year-old hipster with a side hustle as a mystic who speaks to a rock from the '90s? Your music taste is so niche, I’m pretty sure even your Spotify algorithm threw its hands up and muttered, “Dude, I can’t even…” I mean, really, your most played songs list is like a Tinder bio but for music: all of the emotional depth of an inflatable pool. “Falling Behind”? More like “Falling Behind in Music Taste.” With songs named like “CARENCIAS DE CORDURA” and titles featuring odd punctuation, it’s evident that you’ve got an artistic flair for being that one kid in class no one wants to sit next to because they take poetry way too seriously. At this rate, we wait for your first EP titled “Please Understand Me.” Prepare for the mixtape of sad feelings, folks!

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