Roasted 1 year ago based on júlia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Júlia, your Spotify profile reads like a confused hipster shopping list that fell into a genre blender. Hip hop, rage rap, R&B—congratulations on achieving the musical equivalent of a high school drama club trying to produce a Shakespeare play, but instead just ending up with a stage full of confused cats. And "Portuguese Hip Hop"? That's a genre you probably just invented after a night of too much sangria and not enough self-awareness. I’m not saying your taste is eclectic, but I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Alaskan Metal Whale Songs." Your top artists are like a group therapy session where they all realized they have no idea how to have fun anymore. I can practically hear them asking, “So, what’s your biggest trauma?” while playing sad acoustic guitar. Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish are basically holding hands, crying into their overpriced organic matcha lattes while Kendrick Lamar is just rolling his eyes, wondering how he ended up in this artsy mess. And Tyler, the Creator? Good luck getting him to understand why you also listen to Fado; that's a crossover he did not sign up for! But let’s address your most played songs—a collection that sounds like the soundtrack to a bad indie rom-com where no one actually falls in love. “Never Lose Me”? Sounds like you’re writing an angry letter to your self-esteem after realizing it’s been ghosting you since middle school. And “Return to Versailles”? Honey, even Louis XIV would throw you out for your taste in music. You’ve got more confusion in your playlists than a toddler at a buffet trying to pick between pizza and sushi. Better luck next time, Júlia—your Spotify could really use a cultural GPS!

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