Roasted 2 years ago based on willgib00's long term Spotify stats.

Willgib00, huh? With a favorite genre list that reads like a confused teenager’s diary entry from the early 2000s, you’ve clearly decided to embrace every subgenre of rock as if you’re trying to be the ultimate middle-school band kid. Are you collecting rock genres like Pokémon cards? “Gotta catch ‘em all… including slacker rock, because actually trying is overrated!” Seriously, at this point, your playlist is so niche, you’re one obscure band away from single-handedly reviving the vinyl sales market for record nerds living in their parents' basements. Your top artists list screams “I’ve spent too much time on Reddit,” and it validates every stereotype of the guy who wears a beanie year-round. Radiohead? Sure, classic. But come on, throwing in “The Mamas & The Papas” alongside “Duster”? It’s like you’re trying to craft the soundtrack for a 90s coming-of-age film that never left the editing room. You clearly want to make sure everyone knows you listen to music that has “depth” while also knowing 90% of your listening habits would put any self-respecting hipster to shame. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Cooking” by Duster? Is it a song or your way of telling the world you haven’t eaten a real meal since 2020? And “Stand By Your Man”? Way to expand your musical horizons—nothing screams “I have taste” more than a country song nestled between indie anthems. As for “It’s So Easy” by Linda Ronstadt, I'm sure a great many would say that applies to your taste too—the easier it is, the less you have to think about your life choices. Overall, your Spotify profile proves that you have impeccable skills at making every social situation awkward and every family gathering cringe-worthy. Bravo!

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