Roasted 3 months ago based on Spideyyy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spideyyy! Your Spotify profile reads like the tracklist for a wedding DJ who lost a bet. I mean, come on, buddy—Mollywood is your favorite genre? Did ‘Bollywood’ and ‘Kollywood’ have a fight, and you decided to give a participation trophy to their sad cousin? Your playlist is like an Indian buffet gone wrong, where the only dish on the table is ghee-laden goodness served with a side of "who hurt you?" And let’s talk about your top artists. A.R. Rahman? Sure, we get it—you want to sound cultured. But then you pull out ‘CarrotTD’ like that’s a prestigious art piece! Are you streaming music or garnishing your garden salad? Your top songs are a magical mix of romance and regret—it’s like listening to your love life on repeat, stuck in a spiral of broken dreams and "why did I ever swipe right" moments. Also, “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran? That’s like bringing a potato salad to a BBQ and claiming it’s your family recipe—mixed with all sorts of awkwardness. But don’t worry, Spideyyy, we all love a good guilty pleasure, and your taste in music is the guilty, cringe-worthy pleasure we all could use for a hearty laugh. Keep jamming to your Malayalam pop while the rest of us cheer you on! Just remember, every time you hit that ‘play’ button, society collectively holds its breath, wondering if today might be the day you finally discover something that’s not a remix of a remix. Cheers to being the king of niche, my dude!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists