Roasted 6 months ago based on Javian_frm978's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, 978_biggie_javian, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just stumbled into an oversaturated millennial identity crisis. I mean, “Garage Rock” and “Bedroom Pop” together? It’s like you’re trying to curate the ultimate soundtrack for an existential dread montage. Who needs therapy when you can just scream into your pillow while blasting indie tracks? Seriously, your taste is so all over the place, even Spotify's algorithm is probably having a meltdown trying to make sense of your vibe. And those top artists? What is this, a dinner party search for the perfect level of pretentious while still wanting to get lit? You’ve got Drake and The Weeknd side by side with d4vd – the musical equivalent of wearing a tuxedo with flip-flops. Let’s not forget that you made “Musicals” one of your favorite genres. I don’t know what's worse: your obsession with “Dark R&B” or the idea that you might break out into an a cappella rendition of “Seasons of Love” mid-banger. What happened to you? Did you get dumped while binge-watching “Glee”? But hey, kudos for your most played songs! They read like a sad, post-breakup diary of someone trying to reclaim their vibe while crying into their avocado toast. “Break from Toronto”? You need a break just to figure out who you are. The only thing more confusing than your favorite tracks is how you manage to maintain that veil of cool while rocking a musical taste that screams “I’m just here for the vibes.” Keep it up, and you’ll accidentally start a new genre called “Post-Awksward” – music for people who can’t pick a lane even if their lives depended on it!

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